2007-04-28

Violetta di Parma

At first: Sugar, purple violets, and their leaves all smashed in a plastic blender. Smashed as in drunken.

After 2 hours on the skin:
At first, it just appeared as if the house plant had been hit with something. But then the pink import shoes wiggled, and the scene of mayhem became clear. An import doll with white, purple, and green hair, spoiled with couture doll fashion, had gone on a sugar bender nibbling down Choward's Violet Mints. The vase was broken, the cat was jumpy, and the house plant was severely dented.

Bad dolly.